Blake & Chelsea Jones (and Todd Severson)
blakejonesmusic.com
Kingsburg, California, USA
Genre: Musical Theatre Rated: PG
Developers need parent permission
VENUE: CAFE @ veni vidi vici 1116 n. fulton *CLICK FOR MAP
Ha! Some puny little 15-year-old Kingsburg High sophomore and her crusty old songwriting dad think that they can take ME on? With what? An operetta? A bunch of songs? Ha! They think their pathetic little strummings will save Main Street from a slow Death-by-Sprawl? Join me,Mr. Practical, as I humiliate them publicly. That’ll be worth the four bucks.
TICKET PRICE: $4 - late comers admitted
1:00 PM, Sat., 3/1
3:45 PM, Sun., 3/2
7:30 PM, Fri., 3/7

Why, ‘Sprawlzilla vs. Mainstreet’ will truly be the finest Rogue show by far! It has a bit of everything– singing, dancing, laughs, silly tree-huggers being humiliated by terribly handsome real estate developers. I urge you, nay, BEG you to come see this show. It is truly a once-in-a-lifetime preformance.
–Mr. Practical